Third One
I'm gonna tell you how I found myself with a third one...To tell the you the truth,I don't really know.Even the doctors said I had difficulty explaining it.I just woke up one morning and there was 3.It showed up around puberty and I suppose it's a sensitive area.Sometimes,it hurts but it's true to those people who have 2.It's kinda weird.At first,I was a little concern.I didn't know what it would mean in my daily life but to tell you the truth,my Girlfriend kinda likes it.I've spoken to the doctors but we decided to leave it alone because it's a fragile area and one wrong move and operation could screw up some functions...Besides,why would I wanna get it removed? Now,I can see behind me!
Awesome neck 1
My cousin has such a flexible neck that he can move it to a beat of a Hip-Hop song.XD
The Suite Life Of Ian And Arif : Episode 1
Ian: I stopped dancing.I wasn't at the disco anymore and I was wearing glasses.I don't where glasses.My eyes refocused and for the first time,i could see where i was.I was on a stage in front of what,one...two...three...Six Billion people.I tried to speak...Arif: Hello...
Ian: But all that came out was this strange shape covered with colours.The mix of colours was giving me a headache and I noticed that the mixed cube moved around.I wonder what intricute mysteries God would reveal to me if I solved the puzzle but everytime I moved the bit,it just got more mixed up until I decided to throw the cube into the air and when i caught it,it was somehow solved on all sides.I waited for God to reveal his intricute mysteries but God just said,"There is no cube! It's all in your head!" and when I looked back down at my hands,the cube just vanished.Then,there was a cry from the crowd.Someone shouted out,"Show us a card trick,wanker!"...Idiot: Show us a card trick,wanker!.jpg)
Ian: I was nervous and my hands began to sweat.Sometimes I sweat a little,sometimes I sweat a lot.Sometimes I sweat out a whole pack of cards and the box.I looked into the crowd for I needed someone to help me with my "Card Trick" when I realised that I couldn't see a thing...Arif: Shit!Ian: I do where glasses.I can't remember where i put them,though so i had to improvise,instead.I wandered over to a girl."Follow me," I said...Arif: Follow me...Ian: "Take a seat," I said...Arif: Take a seat...Ian: "I'm pleased to meet you," I said...Arif: I'm pleased to meet you...Ian: I lied...Then,i explained to her...Arif: In this box,there are 52 cards.What I'm anout to do is just as well...Ian: I decided to speak like an American.What dumb Americans,they are such good listeners so I continued by whispering into her ears...Arif: Oi!!Ian: What an idiot,I meant to say,"Name a card,any card." I'm rubbish at speaking to pretty girls.I always make them nervous but I think she understood what I meant,though because she named a card,anyway.I leaned in close so that I could hear her...Girl: 3 of spades.Ian: She said the 3 of spades...Arif: The Queen of Hearts it is,then!
Ian: I tried to change her mind.It didn't work.Nervously,I opened the case and inside I found something that surprised even me.There was only one card in the case and when I showed it to the audience,they began to make this noise with their hands for it was the card she had freely named,the 3 of Spades! I looked smart and pretended that this coincidence was all just a part of my act.The girl was so impressed that she wanted to give me a kiss...On the lips...But she didn't.I wanted to take her hand...But...It was attached firmly to the end of her arm so I used it to lead her back to her seat.I did this in a style of a homosexual...You can't love what you can't have...When I got back on stage,I was wearing glasses again...Both: I don't wear glasses!Arif: You! You're always there,shouting out my thoughts like a Microphone!Ian: ...I said...Arif: No,you're not there! Get in my head!Ian: ...I said...Arif: I've always wanted to get rid of you! I talked to Paskalis,he gave me those pills!Ian: Are you looking for this?Arif: If you knew,you wouldn't even try this! You stopped me last time but since you're in my head,you can't be holding those pills! I have it...There!Ian: Shit! I didn't take the pills!Arif: I was silenced,I was breathless and then the boy covered me up in a sheet,out of sight,out of might.I was helpless.There was nothing I could do.I was forced to leave the boy I was controling alone and I vanished from his life forever!Ian: Don't do this...THE END
Arif Stunt Pogo 2005
I use
d to be so obsessed with pogo sticks.Too bad,my cousin broke his.
Rubik's Cube Solve On A Pogo Stick
I solved a Rubik's Cube in 2 minutes while pogo sticking.
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