Internet Stretches
Hello,people! Today,I'm here to help YOU...
Get up...This is not a request,this is an order...If you're going to read this post,you're gonna do so...Standing up...The internet is a wonderful thing,I LOVE the internet...But...It can be a little too much for some people...I found this out first-hand...A couple of weeks ago,I just finished playing SmackDown VS. Raw 2009 ft. ECW (Available in stores NOW!!!)...It was 12.30am so just after midnight and then I checked my Friendster account and I was about to go to bed after that...I checked it and I realised that Slipknot has a new broadcast video on YouTube...I clicked on it,watched it...Hey,it was pretty cool and as it ends,there was this little screen that pops up of related videos...I looked at it and thought,"Oh,that looks pretty cool..." CLICK! That was all it took...The next time I looked at the clock,it was 4.30 in the morning (I have been watching YouTube videos for 4 straight hours)...I've reflected,I have thought long and hard about what I can do to help you to keep you from the position that I was in...Are you still standing up? If you aren't standing up,I want you go back to the beggining of this post,read it again and stand up when I tell you to stand up,alright? There's a reason that I want you standing up...Start off with some stretches,get some blood moving...If you have been sitting there for a couple of hours,you need to get some blood moving...Now,if you're starting to like sweat and breathing really hard,you can take a break here...Ok,now you've got the blood moving...You're probably lifting out...Now,I want you to go outside for 5 mins. Can you do that? Sit outside for 5 mins. Sit down,take some deep breaths...It will be good for you and then when you come back,you're ready to use the internet for another 6 hours!
Hopefully,that was refreshing for you. Hopefully,if you were stuck into the internet and that I helped you get out of it or at least stay healthier with it.Now,my advice to you is go ahead and maybe eat something small maybe a chocolate bar or a bowl of cereal or something that contains carbohydrate so you will have a little bit of energy and so you will be ready to use the internet even more...I'm out!
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Get up...This is not a request,this is an order...If you're going to read this post,you're gonna do so...Standing up...The internet is a wonderful thing,I LOVE the internet...But...It can be a little too much for some people...I found this out first-hand...A couple of weeks ago,I just finished playing SmackDown VS. Raw 2009 ft. ECW (Available in stores NOW!!!)...It was 12.30am so just after midnight and then I checked my Friendster account and I was about to go to bed after that...I checked it and I realised that Slipknot has a new broadcast video on YouTube...I clicked on it,watched it...Hey,it was pretty cool and as it ends,there was this little screen that pops up of related videos...I looked at it and thought,"Oh,that looks pretty cool..." CLICK! That was all it took...The next time I looked at the clock,it was 4.30 in the morning (I have been watching YouTube videos for 4 straight hours)...I've reflected,I have thought long and hard about what I can do to help you to keep you from the position that I was in...Are you still standing up? If you aren't standing up,I want you go back to the beggining of this post,read it again and stand up when I tell you to stand up,alright? There's a reason that I want you standing up...Start off with some stretches,get some blood moving...If you have been sitting there for a couple of hours,you need to get some blood moving...Now,if you're starting to like sweat and breathing really hard,you can take a break here...Ok,now you've got the blood moving...You're probably lifting out...Now,I want you to go outside for 5 mins. Can you do that? Sit outside for 5 mins. Sit down,take some deep breaths...It will be good for you and then when you come back,you're ready to use the internet for another 6 hours!
Hopefully,that was refreshing for you. Hopefully,if you were stuck into the internet and that I helped you get out of it or at least stay healthier with it.Now,my advice to you is go ahead and maybe eat something small maybe a chocolate bar or a bowl of cereal or something that contains carbohydrate so you will have a little bit of energy and so you will be ready to use the internet even more...I'm out!
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posted by Little Sad Dude at
7:04 PM
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